methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

fuzzleyan:

I love video games. I love video games a lot.

I am terrible at video games.

allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

Rescue the Little Sisters

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There’s already a fight, Dewitt. Only question is: which side you on?

yzma:

ummmm fuck that part of the banana tho

tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*